What’s absolutely crazy, no one got shot…

Like, a cop (who presumably had a gun) just tackled that guy (while he presumably still had the shotgun)

In what fucking world does that happen anywhere?

Let alone immediately after shots were fired, but especially a few doors away from the president.

Everything is crazy these days, so I’m not saying it’s too crazy to all be authentic.

But if it is authentic, Douglas Adams is a prophet.