They need to join forces and make the Cyberplane!
The Boeing Tesla Cyberplane could be a revolution in aviation:
- First aircraft to use afterburners to overcome lack of aerodynamics
- Heavy and yet strangely flimsy construction
- Cell phones and radar can ignite the battery in flight
- Fuel efficiency can be throttled mid air by shedding parts
Relevant comic?Piloted using a wireless Logitech controller
On your first point, the F4 Phantom (aka “the triumph of thrust over aerodynamics”) would like a word.
I didn’t normally pray. But.
Praying won’t help. Unless…
Lmao if a Boeing plane made from scrap parts ends up being the end of Trump it would be really really funny.
They’re intentionally blocking the whistleblower suits against Boeing right now because they have been using scrap parts in their planes for decades in order to meet rushed delivery deadlines.
I hope Trump is on that new plane by next year please lord
Next year? I bet Boeing can push that thing out in 3 months if they really want to AND get executive bonuses for being early.
Nobody tell him!
No no, this is actually perfect timing. Yes Boeing, please provide all the parts. Hell, rebuild the whole plane while you’re at it as well please.
Yup. It’s definitely time for an all new presidential aircraft designed and built by Boeing and Elon Musk. We’ll call it the Cyberforce-X and the wings will fall off if they get wet.
oh. this is going to end well.
Very, very well.
cue Kaylee saying “Don’t fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky.”
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It’d be a shame if there was a critical malfunction in flight.
It would not be shame, it would be a natural consequence.
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If he wanted Trump to fly savely and comfortably, he would ask Airbus to provide a new Airforce One.
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Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew
rest assured that the plane will fly, it’s the landing part that might be a problem.
I wonder what will happen. Will the doors fly off, or will it catch fire by itself. Hopefully both. And soon.
Aw shit here we go again
Be sure to ask for the ejection seat tech that Boeing’s been testing on its 737s.
Here to also wish a perfect Boeing flight to the orange asshole. May you literally become the orange stain…
While the retrieval efforts continue…for another 5 minutes… Well actually it looks like we’re just gonna leave the wreckage here and dump a few weeks worth of compost over it to make a memorial park. What’s this orange stain? Eww! … The park is actually a wild life refuge for African Elephants. Here’s on just now fixing the orange stain. You know that most mammals can pee like that for 20 seconds?
