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Why don’t they just wiggle out of the way? They’re not tied to anything.
Obligatory: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/
Well that was a time sink
Any luck with them swans, then?
And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.
That look on Thomas the Tank Engines face in the last panel
Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
That extra 6% is worth every life
You misspelled “if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit”. Literally how they work. Parasites.
Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year’s 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.
No no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person
