The firing drew backlash from economists and others fearing that such a move will undermine trust in the key economic data in the future.
  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    No no, that one’s different. Hurricanes are created by making Jesus cry by touching yourself, and you’re not supposed to look into the eye of god.

    So we stop looking by getting rid of NOAA, and we stop the hurricanes by stopping everyone sinning.

    And I’m kinda scared about how plausible that sounds.