Only one out of six? I figure these guys spend nearly all of their time making sure that the Pumpkinhead feels properly glazed.

But that only leaves 5 of 6 sentences for attacking women and minorities! That’s not very DOGE. Hopefully they can work attacks on women and minorities into their fellatio.

What an inefficient way to run a government. They should really fix such egregious government waste.

Let’s, just for for a second, pretend that the praise and bashing is justified. Why is not ineffective to spend over 16% of the time on that?

Mmm dingleberry

And both sides same!