Transcript
Panel 1: [Sarah wearing white robes with small angel wings and a halo bends down to receive a spotted dog with little angel wings that runs at here. They stand on clouds]
Off screen: Welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!
Panel 2: [Sarah pets the happy dog absently while looking up at the off screen speaker]
Sarah: Where’s my cat?
Panel 3: [Sarah stands, one hand still petting the dog as she looks around at all the different dogs in heaven.]
Sarah: Where’s ANY of the cats?
Panel 4: [Cats stand on their hind legs, holding paws, dance in a circle surrounded by the flames of hell]
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I wanna go where thr cats are! :V
It’s a funny joke that cats are assholes and dogs are good boys, but dogs are the subservient people-pleasers they are because we’ve bred them that way for the past 30,000 years. Cats are still only semi-domesticated after the 10,000 or so years we’ve been living with them. I suppose it fits with the “be subservient, go to Heaven, be independent, go to Hell” Christian narrative.
Now i wanna go to hell.
As a person living with cats my entire life… Yeah, absolutely deserved.
Scientists confirm, if humans vanished from the planet and cats remained, within six months every object on Earth would be knocked on the floor.
No, Tony is the bestest of boys
They work there, doing that thing where they knead your thighs with their claws and its juuuuuust tolerable enough to not push them off but still hurts like hell.
I’ve only had one insidious darling of a cat. The others have been cuddle addicted fuzzy motors who don’t even knock stuff off shelves. Two of them play fetch! Practically dogs.
God has a dubious understanding of consent, so this checks out.
Hell’s where the party is.
If you don’t go to hell, are you even cool?
“Go to heaven for the weather, to hell for the company.” Mark Twain.
So the dire straits were quoting Twain. Cool
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