The “c student” piece is completely irrelevant… Have you all seen how bad our schools are?
Whoa, that’ll show 'em
This was our plan A. We gave it all we had! The equivalent of sticking our tongue out and calling them a butthead. That’ll sure show people we mean business and to join our side!
Buy guns. stay silent.
Well I’ll be…
Is that a real website?
Wait is it an actual recruitment or just satire?
yes?
I just need a badge and a gun and I’ll show everybody how tough I am!
Especially those strawberry sellers and single mothers!
Do they have badges? I’ve never heard of them showing one during a kidnapping.
Hey, those describe a lot of people who aren’t also pieces of shit. The messages that young people receive about masculinity are contradictory and confusing, I can understand some people being insecure in their masculinity without lashing out about it.
The most important qualification for joining ICE is moral bankruptcy (or a strong commitment to citizen sabotage, I guess, but that’s frankly very unlikely in my opinion).
You’re absolutely correct. Maybe it should read:
FORMER SCHOOL BULLY,
NOW UNSURE ABOUT YOUR LIFE?WANT TO RECREATE THAT SCHOOLYARD FEELING?
JOIN ICE!
