Did you know that it’s illegal to say “NOW IS THE TIME TO ENACT VIOLENCE UPON THE ESTABLISHED POWERS! KILL ALL POLITICIANS! KILL THE PRESIDENT! BURN THEM THE FUCK DOWN!”?
So, you know, don’t say that online.
Relevant public service announcement:
That was the inspiration.
Squatter? I thought the law and order crowd hated those.
Only when it’s a poor
This is pure satire. Most sane & intelligent peoples will understand if they read the previous sentence.
I absolutely do not have any red flag warnings next to my name for behavior that has been determined to be a non cause for alarm and/or any of the same for any issues that are deemed a possible risk for unpredictable and dangerous behavior. Yeah, none of that. What is her address? I really would like to procure this information. Her accessibility should be always present. She is actually a public servant. I have some requests. I also have a special delivery from some dog lovers out there.
Huh, I honestly wasn’t expecting a third amendment violation from this administration.
Nah that’s only for quartering troops in civilian homes. This bitch did an uno reverse and quartered a civilian in military housing. Totally fine.
The Square Root of the 3rd Amendment
It’s the exact opposite of what’s in the constitution, so prostitution, I think?
How the fuck have I never seen that pro/con before?
Congress being the opposite of progress is another good one.
[S]he claims to fear for her safety.
I mean, good? That’s what happens when you’re an atrocious human being.
Yeah, I don’t see an issue here.
From whom though? Matt Stone and Trey Parker?
I hear small poorly-trained puppies are her nemesis
Air Buds are coming for her.
Honestly the credit scene from last weeks South Park are just 👨🍳 💋 on that front