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minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHonest question: How would you actually defeat the duck?
minus-squarexylogx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoDid you not see Jason and the Argonauts? You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
minus-squarejunkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWould its legs not also multiply?
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIf they did, that night be a strategy too. It’s hard to move around with hundreds of feet.
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.
minus-squarePartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAwwww, they like to cuddle.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWoe upon us all if you’re wrong
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agonot a duck. it’s a hiss chicken.
minus-squareJerb322@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoEvidently, you have to use a flaming sword like Hercules and cauterize the neck preventing regrowth.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOne cannot defeat this creature of most foulness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm. It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
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Honest question:
How would you actually defeat the duck?
Did you not see Jason and the Argonauts?
You have to cauterize the head holes with a torch.
I don’t think that’s a duck- ducks tend to quack, not honk! Although neither ducks nor geese tend to have multiple re-growing heads…
Cut off the legs obviously
Would its legs not also multiply?
If they did, that night be a strategy too. It’s hard to move around with hundreds of feet.
…oh?
I knew someone would come back with that. But the goose has a round body. When the heads are chopped off, they come back full size, so we can assume the feet would, too. I think it would be different.
Awwww, they like to cuddle.
No no, just the heads
Woe upon us all if you’re wrong
not a duck. it’s a hiss chicken.
Evidently, you have to use a flaming sword like Hercules and cauterize the neck preventing regrowth.
One cannot defeat this creature of most foulness. This creature terrorizes the young and the old; the able body and the infirm.
It knows no fear. It only knows violence.
2x Napalm bombs