I’m shocked! Shocked! I can’t believe that Smeagol would lie about anything.

What about Robot Biden?

Touché.

Plot twist, there is no mafia. It’s all paranoid townspeople.

And yes, slaanesh is right.

Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here.

Biden stayed on, Woodrow Wilson stayed on, Rotten Regean stayed on. I would imagine there was even more Presidents not medically competent to run the country.

Having your President medically incompetent to run America seems to be tradition.

Like Joe Biden being a robot?

The Oligopoly “We’re going to use this government money to fund share buy backs and to fatten our pockets.”

Maybe ketamine will fix that issue for us.

Build fiber to rural areas so they won’t need Starlink

Canadian Government “Sorry, the best I can do is get three companies that are an oligopoly to one day, maybe, fix this.”

Standing in a middle of a torrential downpour, completely soaked, getting sick, and tired.
Hails a cab
Sees that it is a cybertruck
“I would prefer to die right now then get into one”
Stops hailing for a cab

I was wondering when ol’ Trumpy would start talking about making Canada, a “state”.

I say let them fight to the death. Winner takes all.