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minus-squareenkille@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agocan my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-28 days agoWife and I are letting ours go for only $3m OBO Capitalism!
minus-squareHarvey656@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoIm only open for trade. You can have it and I’ll take your life in your country.
minus-squarepsivchaz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoI’ll do a swap for free for, if I’m being honest with myself, any country that you can buy a bidet in.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoDon’t swap for free. You should have an auction - the highest bidet wins.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoI’ll do mine for 2.7 and a cat deposit.
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoAs in, they have to give you a cat, or you give them a cat?
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoThey pay the cat deposit on my new place, where ever that may be. I’ll take a cat as well, though.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days ago2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free *Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left
minus-squareKumaSudosa@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoAs a non-American I don’t think I’d buy US residency even for five dollars. But do come cross the Atlantic!
can my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?
Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m
OBO
Capitalism!
Im only open for trade. You can have it and I’ll take your life in your country.
I’ll do a swap for free for, if I’m being honest with myself, any country that you can buy a bidet in.
You can get bidets here!
Don’t swap for free. You should have an auction - the highest bidet wins.
Can’t be India
I’ll do mine for 2.7 and a cat deposit.
As in, they have to give you a cat, or you give them a cat?
They pay the cat deposit on my new place, where ever that may be. I’ll take a cat as well, though.
2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free
*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left
No, sorry. It’s a bribe.
As a non-American I don’t think I’d buy US residency even for five dollars. But do come cross the Atlantic!