A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
Wait, aren’t we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.
Unfortunately, it is. I can’t even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It’s disgusting.
And guys, y’all need to hydrate.
My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”
Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.
“Yeah, but can you look like her?”
To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.
Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?
Huh, I thought they were partners. I guess the comic could be interpreted either way.
