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I have here all the fucks I have not gifted yet!
What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
I also like “what the shit?!” which I first heard in the movie Mallrats.
I remember it from a few years later in The Matrix, the guy yelling at Neo about his stolen phone.
Motherfuck you!
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
All of these are real usages though;
“Are you fucking me?” = Expression of being ripped off.
“Shit off” = British way to express doubt.
“What the damn” = Stewie Griffin style phrase for surprise.
Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Are you literally me
Hero we don’t need ❤️
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
now they all read as “fuck”.
Nah that would ruin the original joke.
My favorite is “shut the hell your mouth”
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
That comic’s pissing crazy.
I’ll piss the shit out of you.
I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
That’d be interesting to watch.
I knew someone who’d tell people to “sh-t off”. It makes perfect sense as an insult. And heck, it’s pretty close to the fact that “go and **** yourself” works with either four letter word.
You are allowed to fucking swear on the internet you know
There’s no rule against drooling on myself either.
