Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]
Slow castration with hot oil is in order for the sick worthless turd.
No mercy for pedos, let em rot
Once again we learn that it’s much safer to leave your kids with a drag queen or king than right wing nutjobs.
I think I’d feel safer leaving my kids with a polar bear carrying a grenade launcher than a Republican.
The polar bear with the grenade launcher is probably an avatar of the bear god Ursan, upside your child will be the bane of chaos downside they are now an alcoholic because Kislev.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
I thought this was that ex Amish guy in tiktok. Who am I kidding, it probably still is.
These are the people we should really protect kids from
He wants to protect your kids from getting diddled by foreigners
Ironically, there are no kiddie-diddling jobs left for foreigners. GOPers took them all.
Wonder if this fuck will deport himself?
Of course not, he thinks he’s the hero of his story, and will do mental gymnastics to defend his actions.
Color me shocked.
I heard some official on the news talking about how they’re arresting all the dangerous sex offenders and I was like “when are you arresting Trump then”
every time someone screams “but think of the children!” , i think that things would be better if that person thought about children less.
Shocking, just incredible, unbelievable even…
A lot of very fine pedos here! 🫲🍊🫱
The voters don’t mind.
If I have a nickel every time…
You could fill a bunch of socks with nickles which we could then use to beat the pedophiles.
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
God: lol, got em again! 🤣
