• spongebue@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    One of my biggest fears (well, I only think about it when I’m shaving, but you get the idea) is that my electric razor dies before I’m done and I end up with a hitlerstache. I always do that part first, just in case!

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      6 hours ago

      Spare thought about the people with the cleft upper lip, when the razor is dull that part doesn’t get shaved as much as the rest of the face so the person gets a 5:00 Hitler shadow later in the day.

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      10 hours ago

      In the army when I was in, you could only go to the edge of your mouth. Fuck, I need to even it out. Fuck, I went too far again…I need to even it out…oh, oh no. Fuck it I’ll look like a child for a week.

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        7 hours ago

        I’ve come so close to ordering that weird guide thing you bite down on… but Gibson just ruined it for me. I think it was like the evil sysadmin at blue ant had one or something?

        It’s just been way to long since I read a book… not that one specifically, it’s just making me nostalgic for books now.

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      7 hours ago

      You’re not alone, 20% of hipsters facial hair styles are directly attributable to this phenomenon!

      That goes up to a whopping 40%… south of the equator.

      Which makes this 60% of a global warming joke.