• TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world
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    55 minutes ago

    He’s the spoiled little rich kid who comes over to the sandbox while others are building a sand castle, proceeds to destroy the sand castle, then kicks his ball over the fence and wants everyone to come help him get his ball back.

    MAGA elected the most little bitch ass spoiled rich kid on earth.

  • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Someone warn Spain and Egypt in case he gets confused about his straights.

  • TwilitSky@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    NATO’s job is to protect member states from Russian aggression. Trump has zero concept of history.

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      16 hours ago

      Trump’s Pentagon insisted on a go-it-alone approach to Iran at the outset. This wasn’t NATO’s choice it was Hegseth’s choice.

      Even fucking Chimp-in-Chief Bush Jr had the decency to assemble the “Coalition of the Willing” in Iraq. Rubio couldn’t be bothered to get the fucking Turks and Saudis on board, and they’ve hated Iran since the Ottoman Empire fell.

      Absolutely bonkers to talk about this as some kind of NATO failure to comply when the treaty was never invoked to begin with. Doubly so, when you consider how many NATO bases are still ultimately being used by US forces to get hardware into position.

  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    He’s been rejected by everybody he’s ever met. That’s probably why he’s a rapist and a predator.

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    “hey, you, fuck you! also, I’ll take your shit. also, come help me pls! but also, fuck you.” - tronald dump

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    “Guys! GUYS! You really depend on the oil that flows through the Strait so come and help me open it!”

    “But your actions closed it in the first place.”

    “OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WON’T HELP! :`(”

    Fuck me, this is what international politics and diplomacy have become.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    “Mum. MUM. MUMMMMMMMMM!”
    “WHAT?”
    “Clean me. I’ve did a whoops in my pants.”
    “Again? Oh FFS.”

    two minutes later

    “MUMMMMMMM.”
    WHAT?
    “Clean me. I’ve done another whoopsy. It stinks.”
    “NO, clean up your own mess.”
    “OMG, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I’M GOING TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WON’T CLEAN UP MY SHIT!”

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    1 day ago

    NATO is a defensive alliance, not to be invoked when you get bribed by the zionists to start a war you cant finish. Our NATO allies owe us nothing in this situation but lawsuits for US/Israeli terrorism and destroying the oil markets.

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    2 days ago

    Reads like a text chat between an incel and a woman on the internet.


    Trump: You are stupid. You are ugly and fat. I’m so much better than you ever will be and also fuck all our agreements. Null and void. And you owe me $13.47 for that coffee I paid for.

    Them: stares confused . Then watches their economies be negatively impacted by trump.

    Trump: hey we are buddies right? Come help me bomb civilians.

    Them: no thanks.

    Trump: you are a stupid fat ugly bitch and I don’t need you anyway.

    Trump (next day): how’s it going? . So when are you deploying your troops to help out at the straight?

    • NekoKoneko@lemmy.world
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      Yup. It’s really as simple as that. Trump is a sociopathic abuser, and the macro version of that is essentially the same as the micro.

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    “I would also like to remind you that the U.S. and Israel did not consult us before the war, and that Washington explicitly stated at the start of the war that European assistance was neither necessary nor desired,” Kornelius said.