So he’s turn the government into a patreon subscription?
Always was
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was that enough zeroes? let’s just get this over with
He literally let Mar-a-Lago guests hold it during his first term. This timeline is immune to satire.
So not just blatant corruption, but blatantly treasonous corruption as well.
This statement should trigger 25th.
Add it to the mountain of them accrued even since before he was president the first time.
Why did Americans voted for this APE? Why?
Daily reminder that if you don’t vote, you agree to all candidates.
Pays six figures to get the national security briefing
Excited to tune into the President’s Private YouTube Channel
Five hours of ads. One hour of the President saying what a good job he did.




