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minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13日前What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
minus-squareDarkCloud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·13日前What if garlic bread kills aliens.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13日前Free alien tech? Seems like a decent trade to me.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13日前Take solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13日前Garlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12日前Ah, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin… Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12日前 Can travel faster then light. Can’t figure out garlic.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12日前Hey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️
What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
What if garlic bread kills aliens.
Free alien tech?
Seems like a decent trade to me.
yoooooooo
Take solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
Garlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
Ah, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin…
Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
Hey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️