[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
Our studies have shown that the leading cause of failed agreements is agreement.
Therefore, in an attempt to lower the failed agreement rate, we have enacted a ban on agreements.