• Rudee@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    Since the revolutionary discovery of “Banned prerequisite=outcome prevented”, we have brought back the Prohibition to prevent all alcohol related deaths!

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      If alcohol were a legal construct instead of a physical object, prohibition would have worked.

  • Ryick@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    Our studies have shown that the leading cause of failed agreements is agreement.

    Therefore, in an attempt to lower the failed agreement rate, we have enacted a ban on agreements.