Donald Trump posted a laundry list of reasons why he believes that he should get a Nobel Peace Prize.
In a Truth Social post, the president celebrated that he was “very happy” to report on a series of deals and agreements to end global conflicts that he “won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for.” The post came on the heels of Pakistan’s announcement that they plan to nominate him for the 2026 award, _The Hill _reported.
Obama lives rent free in his head.
“A black man better than ME in every way, shape, and form! I must punish America and the world for this infraction!” - Trump probably
Obama wasn’t as funny in that ‘always sunny in philadelphia’ kinda way. So trump has that.
I don’t think Obama is as good as sleaze. He might be; Chicago has some pretty good sleaze, but I think trump wins on that.
And, um… Clogging toilets (with stolen documents)?