“Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion. The police were fearing for their lif…”

“Sir. It was one person.”

“The rioter was advancing in a menacin…”

“It wasn’t a rioter. It was a reporter.”

“The reporters were advancing in a menacing fashio…”

“It was just one. A singular woman reporter. Who was talking to a camera.”

“So there were at least two of them? Reporter and camera person”

“…yeah. I guess.”

“Those rioters were advancing in a menacing fashion, possibly armed with RPG’s and dirty nuclear bombs. The police were fearing for their life and reacted as they were trained and shot her in the back. We have investigated and found that they did nothing wrong.”

Here’s another number that everyone should remember… P01135809

Inspirational. I’m going to make a movie about these comments. It’ll be about how a person (probably a teen, and a ‘hacker’) who uses technology to learn that no one wins at global thermonuclear war.
I’ll call it War Games. Then I’ll travel back in time to 1983 and release it in cinemas!!

Exactly, pull yourself up by the pasta straps!

There’s a lot of quick and seemingly painless deaths here!! Unacceptable.

Ok, here goes:
The overbloated satsuma sends in the gravy seals to kill him, however they only maim him leaving muskrat in excruciating pain…but alive.
For now.

He escapes and goes in to exile somewhere (Moscow? Somewhere embarrassing.) but it doesn’t matter as he can’t leave his bed due to the searing pain etc etc.

muskrat realises he’s going to die a slow painful death so in turn takes a leaf out of putlers’ book and smuggles some polonium in to Fatboys big mac. Mr Chunky CheesePaint eats said poisoned big mac and starts to deteriorate nice and slowly, but painfully.

Now there are both slowly dying. They both have weeks or a few months at best to live. And even with pain meds they’ll both experience the horror of the agony, AND the knowledge that death is coming for them.

Not my finest work but the essence is that they both get taken out and endure the pain they so rightfully deserve.

To be a friendly acquaintance of that orange buffoon means you need to have a good look at yourself.

To be classed as a friend then that must mean you are an awful person.

The fact that a sex trafficking paedo was his closest friend for over a decade tells anyone with a properly working brain everything about tRUMP is a horrible stain on humanity.
Then when you add that the very same sex trafficking paedo thinks he is a bad person should mean that anyone, that’s ANYONE, who supports him even in the slightest tiniest instance is most probably a lost cause.

There’s definitely a Moriarty vibe going on.

INCORRECT…a lot of those deaths will be excruciatingly painful and some will be treatable.
So, in essence, they are wishing a painful yet treatable death to millions.

Tariffs Are Coming!! …Onedayverysoon!

Wait, so the guy who bankrupted five casinos and a casino holding company doesn’t know anything about budgets? How can this be!!??!?

I was halfway in the second paragraph before I realised.
I don’t know if that says something about me, or something about the world as it stands…

One of history’s most disgusting menparasites doing parasitical things.

Oh, wow, how terrible. Just terrible.
A market, you say…Which market? Do you think it’ll still be there?

Many people are saying this is a good idea. Many people!!

Holeception. He must envelope deeper!

Wait, isn’t this how black holes start, by folding in on themselves?

I thought it was 5 casinos and a resort (with a casino on)…?

Edit:
Bankruptcies were…
1991: Trump Taj Mahal
1992: Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Hotel (not a casino, just a hotel.)
2004: Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts
2009: Trump Entertainment Resorts (casino holding company. FFS, not only did he bankrupt casinos. Which is one of the most lucrative businesses out there, he also bankrupted a company that handles the casinos. How the fuck is that even -legally- possible to bankrupt a company that owns the most lucrative businesses!!!)

There are numerous other businesses that also failed spectacularly. Plus there ‘businesses’ that were just scams, the university that never was.
Promises of extensive redevelopment that got ‘put on hold’ after his golf courses got built etc.