“This person doesn’t speak English American, must be an illegal immigrant” -ICE

Conspiracy Theory time: Most Democratic politicians are actually just robots piloted by far-right government agents

Step 1. Hack “Truth” Social

Step 2. Post: “My fellow Americans. I have signed legislation an executive order today that will outlaw China forever. We begin bombing in five minutes”

Step 3. ???

Step 4.

I expect the conservatives to fight a war, lose, then blame the women amonst themselves. Then the MAGAt women are gonna surprise pikachu face and be like: “‘Alt-right’ women are upset that ‘alt-right’ men are treating them terribly. Some prominent ‘alt-right’ women are calling for more equality and acceptance within the movement.” 🤣