Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Which ones do you like for the next five years or so?

Here’s an idea, what if every country followed the same rules that say how they’re allowed to treat each other? We could call it a between-nations follow-laws system. How cool would that be?

Be the avenger you want to see in the world! The difficulty with stochastic terrorists is that mostly only kinda dumb people are up for it. I do admire Luigi, but let’s be real he’s a himbo. The fatal flaw here is that dumb people tend to be more conservative.

So, I guess I’m saying don’t wait for the Avengers. They’ve all got Punisher stickers on their cars.

Anyone who thinks he’s the smartest guy at anything has been organically lobotomized by a brain worm

Appropriate response whether you’re a dog or just rad

I think things are definitely getting worse…

In exactly the same way they have been my whole life and beyond. It isn’t surprising, just horrible.

If you’re a parent to a small child, the power of a £1 coin can be hilarious to behold

“Crows walk, ravens hop, and rooks go in a flock.”

I always get it mixed up in my head.

If I was going to actually map one out, I’d just do it like the tube map. Point to point connections that don’t correspond to real space, just nodes that indicate how each “room” or area connect. If necessary, colour code them by depth so I know when connections should involve a staircase/drop/ladder etc.