Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I… I don’t have a way to do it… I can never be like him. Because…

There’s no Japanese bakery in this town. 😭

Y’all ain’t even fight yet, what’s this loser talk about?

I wish good tequila was easier to find in the UK. You kinda just learn to love gin, here.

Because my dog hates flying

My wife has the palate for fresh grapefruits. I can only drink the juice. Preferably in a greyhound.

Eat yuor heart out, Cool Hand Luke

Better to be on that list than the Epstein list.

That was really shitty watching him use the word “moderate” that way.

Whatever he meant, I’m probably okay with it tbh

Some prophecies are self fulfilling. Stalin’s paranoia didn’t kill him maybe, but it didn’t exactly save him.

Nonsense. You’re only saying that because it’s never worked.

Going against his beliefs is the main thing I do in life, but I’ll make an exception since it’s a special day…

The politicians would never let a crisis this good to to waste. It was always going to be something, it might as well be something I get to enjoy.

I wish I could have convinced my friend to quit the weird racist shit he got pilled on years ago. He used to be a dyed in the wool Marxist, then spent 10 years on 4chan for some reason and did a 180°. I had to walk away from my best friend of twenty years.

If I’m only judged by what I do and say, I might be exactly that.

I don’t like it.

List of companies it will be illegal to boycott soon, got it

It’s a triumph of engineering

Like they wouldn’t be absolutely fine with being a minority party. They’re comfortable, and they expect to stay that way no matter what.

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The calm that washes over me when I see people just casually talking sense on the internet