Imagine being the guy going down the waterslide in front of Kim Jong Un. How do you strike the balance between crying your eyes out for being in the presence of dear leader and pretending you’re having enough fun?

• Create an encrypted backup
• upload it to a cloud storage of your choice
• reset your phone
• once you’re past the immigration checkpoint, download the backup and restore it

This is how I’ve always done it. If anyone asks, say you just bought the device.

“Benjamin, STOP!”

The discrepancy tallies with Western analysis of Russia’s staggering losses. “They lose somewhere in the ballpark of 35,000 to 45,000 people per month, and perhaps they recruit a little bit north of that number,” George Barros, Russia team lead at the Institute for the Study of War (ISW), told the Kyiv Independent earlier this month.

And they would be right about that.

Literally nobody would care to mess with Iran if they hadn’t been funding radical militias all over the middle east.

Wait, this actually runs Linux? This isn’t how I imagined mass adoption to go lmfao

In case you guessed it already: Yes, the “far-right ideologue” is the infamous Alexander Dugin.

I don’t remember this scene from Memento

This is a massive loss for the Fediverse.

Steven Seagal?