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We need a new system of government.

Comparing our reaction to this to the sinking of the Lusitania will be interesting.

As we can tell from the reaction to the murder of a health insurance CEO the one thing almost every American agrees on is that we’re getting shafted by a bunch of rich assholes.

If the Japanese want people to work 80 hour weeks (and go drinking with their boss every night) maybe they should make polyamorous marriage a thing. Kids are a lot easier to deal with if you have help.

Also congrats to the Dems for not being against genocide in the first place. And losing to this orange buffoon twice.

Okay, they’re great at their jobs but it’s not winning elections.

People are mad at you but I totally blame professional politicians for not being able to convince enough people to keep that asshole from getting elected.

AGAIN.

They’re terrible at their jobs and deserve blame.

ETA: if you disagree with me don’t bother writing a 10,000 character reply. I won’t read it because I’ve heard all the excuses before. Like for my entire life. Just downvote me.

I forced myself through it, wretching every time that orange asshole opened his mouth to say something fucking stupid.

I hate him so goddamn much

I lost that first attitude when Trump won the first time.

And even when I’m around people who ostensibly share my political views I still feel like an outsider for a bevy of other reasons. “Did you see that funny commercial?”

“No I don’t see any commercials. Ever. “

“Oh man the halftime show!”

“Didn’t see that either.”

If my biology didn’t make a persuasive argument I’d swear I wasn’t human.

Yeah, I’ve come to the same conclusion: This country is fucked and there’s no way I’ll fit in anywhere.

Everyone is constantly making excuses for the Democrats, but if a political party had zero power except for four months out of forty fucking years you’d think we’d at least try to replace them.

One thing I learned early in my academic career was that if I wanted a good grade on a group project it was easier to just do everything myself.

The sooner I can fuck off to the middle of nowhere and not deal with any of you anymore the better.

Are there not Nazis in charge of our government? How was that at all mitigated and not just delayed?

Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

“This is super important but will ultimately fail and you’ll have to shoot the Nazis anyway.”

Show me the part where it mitigated giving the entire government to nazis

This is why I hate group projects

I’ve been voting. Doesn’t seem to work.

His mind is rare bread: doughy and moldable.

Why should I give them any money when they’re gonna waste it on ineffective ads and political consultants?

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (open a port)