Bibbi needs to continue Israel’s war so he stays out of prison. Dude is fucked if that ever happens. Good luck getting their neighbors to help shooting down shit that is inevitably coming their way.

Yeah. I’m just gonna block you. You don’t even realize they’ve already struck Iran and started another war. Dumb fuck.

Does it matter at this point?

This administration can’t even deploy illegally called up troops on American soil backed up with logistics.

THATS WHAT WE EXCELLED AT AND TURNED US INTO A SUPERPOWER!!

Mark my words. A real war is going to break out and we will absolutely get our asses handed to us.

All the good personal are gone.

Night before:

14 deviled eggs and coffee.

Last meal:

Milk and ex-lax.

Ah yes. Missed that part. Double shit for them both!

Bit of a FYI:

We all shit our pants when we die. The sphincter muscles relax and well, shit happens.

We also fart…a lot.

Pols:

Stop calling us stupid! We are anything but that! We are a proud and noble people!

votes back in power right-wing nut jobs who fucked them over the last time

Good. Don’t tell us shit. It makes the news that much more glorious knowing the Ukrainians are a group of bad mother(shut yo mouth) who can pull off Andor type shit.

What she ment was:

“You are going to die, broke and alone, and pass down all your debt to your family. I will die peacefully, surrounded by love ones after trying, and throwing, everything against my illness and not pay a penny.”

TL; DR:

“Fuck you. I got mine.”

Of course they did. The 8th Circuit is filled with Authoritarian Dick Riders. They love nothing more than kicking the common people square in the cooch.

Holy fuck.

Every storm is going to have thousands dead and catastrophic damage that can’t be fixed.

The leopards are going to feast on ALL the southern faces.

That’s what you get when you allow Vigo the Cruel to escape his painting.

I would like the universe even more if it gave Paul Ryan perpetual kidney stones.

That’s one tough momma.

You know they mean states in Brazil, right?

This is America’s future. Conscription is in Project 2025 and make no mistakes about it. The Christian Nationalist Death Cult would love to send you to the front.

Why would China care?

Fat Ass is literally shoveling 80 years worth of soft power right into Chinas mouth. That’s worth 1000 tic toks or his stupid tariffs.

Fucking idiots.