Not even in the days of the cold war there was remotely enough bunker capacity for everyone. What for anyway? Want to spend the next 100 or 1000 years in a subterranean hole? Good luck with that. Waste of money and resources but probably just the pipe dreams of some beaurocrat in a mostlly irrelevant institution.
Abilities are a Chinese hoax anyway. Do I have any abilities? Do you? Told you so. Hoax.
Maybe it’s not safe. They might just react like sodium and water, who could tell?
Obviously Austrian terrorist activity (ATA). They secretly want their colony (French Austria) back. Ceterum censeo austriam delendam esse.
Where have I heard that before, mein Führer?
The real “self-help secret” is “self” and hardly a secret. It’s the first bloody word in “self-help”. The real problem is that people event want someone else to do their self-help for them. The second problem is that they don’t even see the fucking paradox in it. Thinking is hard. Let’s go shopping…