

God came to me in a vision today. He told me that you - yes, you! - are the Holy Prophet!
God came to me in a vision today. He told me that you - yes, you! - are the Holy Prophet!
46 is a bit nippy. Might need a jacket.
I would like to announce that I am dead. My new health tracking app can prove it.
It would be highly amusing for Canada to start making Star Wars films without Disney’s approval, along with a little “Come get me fuckers”.
Of course he did! Do you not remember? It was in the summer of 2022. President Biden launched a surprise nuclear assault on France. Every major American city was leveled. With NATO in ruins, Mexico built a wall to hold back the tide of refugees above the border. They also sent humanitarian and financial assistance, thanks to a deal masterminded by Trump.
Ah yes. So after that bottle episode called “A Visit to Iran”, it looks like the people making the show want to pick up the Canada War plot thread again. I’m guessing the dumbass protagonist threatens Canada a bit, before giving up and claiming victory. These showmakers are running out of ideas.
Canada geese are my favorite bird. I see them by the lake all the time. They are perfectly well-behaved, until you deliberately try to piss them off.
Good call. The priest will exorcise the foul demon in the name of the LORD! By any means necessary.
Clearly the bloodthirsty terrorist was deploying some sick bioweapon through his trousers. The hordes of communism grow ever bolder against the forces of good.
Twelve! No, fifteen! We need a platoon to take down such a bloodthirsty maniac!
“Okay, girlie. No sudden moves or I’m putting one in your gut. If you scream, my cop buddies around the corner will be all over you.”
“But I’m being nice. If you stay quiet and come with me, I’ll smooth things over with the force. We won’t have to break all of your bones before letting you go.”
“Now get over here. I’m going to take you somewhere special. You’ll love it.”
It most certainly is a game. It’s a game where anything is on the table for making sure the bad guys lose.
I would be more willing to accept that this is a good time to fold if the Dems went for the eyes or throat on other occasions. But they do not.
It’s because they’re a crusader state intended to keep their neighbors’ attention.
This is what happens when you don’t follow Stranger Danger. Any stranger could try to abduct you at any time, so you must be prepared.
“If I keep chasing the carrot on a stick, I’m sure they’ll let me get it eventually.”
Cool. So if I join ICE, am I allowed to sneak up on random people and toss em in my van?
This is one of those times where the Dems are trying to quiet the kid provoking the moronic yet excitable school dean.
To be fair, I only comment when I’m feeling sleepy.
That is acceptable. Either we’ll enter great times, or we will no longer be capable of understanding what good times are. Both sound good to me.
I shall enlighten you on the holy cause. A vision came to me, showing why the LORD’s faithful fully back Putin demolishing Ukraine.
I saw God and Putin speaking. God told Putin that he’s doing a recall - too many Ukrainians were born, so God needs the Ukrainians to return to Heaven so that they can have births that follow God’s design. Putin understood this command from the LORD, and is seeing this holy mission through. God promised Putin that he’ll become an angel if he succeeds in God’s mission.
Trump and much of the Republican base have seen this vision as well. Naturally, they are also doing their part in seeing God’s mission through.