It’s a tie tack, that’s a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the ‘surreal’ parameter maxed out.

He may be the last if he is unable to produce a son.

If they won’t allow women to be emperor, I wonder if sex-selective IVF will be the answer.

More please!

Sandy!!

You can also build a cross, which is fitting for this Christofascist state.

(Dark humor, I’m a pacifist, but holy shit these are trying times.)

I’M SORRY WHAT??!!!

Urban Decay has been a sinking ship for years now because they strayed from what made them so beloved. They used to have palettes with funky, grungy color stories, bold nail polishes, and tons of unique colorful single shadows. Somewhere along the way they became so boring and a lot of us who loved them have moved on.

What’s going to attract teenagers to Urban Decay? It’s not a clean girl aesthetic brand, and teenagers don’t have the connection with it that their mothers likely did.

In addition to OnlyFans, this woman seems to also have a sizable TikTok following as a beauty content creator. She probably has the audience that Urban Decay wants to reach. I don’t think it’s a bad idea as a means of getting that audience’s attention, I just wonder how much they’ll be interested in Urban Decay’s product line. Or maybe UD will make even more changes to their product line to attract teenagers. Which… go ahead, I guess, but it’s also sad to see.

OMG the little pie chart 🤍

I had to do this two truths and a lie thing once, only I was pretty nervous and accidentally told 3 truths, then had to lie about which one was a lie.

Agreed!

Please make a comic illustrating “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy”

It’ll be cathartic (or selfishly, I just love your stuff).

Seriously though, I hope things improve for you 🤍

Wow - Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner, and Chuck Mangione. We’re at four! :(

Aw Bear is so cute

It was a quote from Falling Down (the movie in the post) but that fucking sucks :(

Looks like you’re not alone!

It was a quote from Falling Down (the movie in the post) but that fucking sucks :(

You telling me the street fell apart in two days?

My thoughts exactly! 🐴🤍

And when it gets real heavy, and you start getting stroppy
They’ll deal you out some mighty fine dope
Librium, Mogodon, Thorazine, Valium
They haven’t got a pill called Hope
Thousands of us women have been cut down by lobotomy
Terrorized by ECT
Bullied into passivity, seduced into servility
I’m talking about you and me

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