Comments that make me wish I had aphantasia…

“The clock is broken, but it’s currently right.”

Something can be wrong 99% of the time. Pointing out the 1% doesn’t make the other 99% good, or that 1% wrong as well.

If they took over, there wouldn’t be so many humans producing trash.

Yes there are more than 100 angry people, but just because you’re angry doesn’t mean you’re violent.

You’re on the wrong track, I’ve seen this particular abusive relationship before.

This is Trump saying “If I can’t have you, no one will!” and it ends with a murder/suicide…

Only the blue parts

The first question I want him to answer is “Do you swear or affirm to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

She still sounds illegal…

Papers, please!

They’ll just revoke her citizenship, then come and arrest you for knowing her…

Don’t worry, he can still be president with a record like that!

🤢🤮