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9 hours agoElon Musk is 3 beers away from cornering his most attractive niece at Thanksgiving and lecturing her for 38 minutes about how Lincoln started the “War of Northern Aggression.”
Why are you reading this? Go do something worthwhile.
Elon Musk is 3 beers away from cornering his most attractive niece at Thanksgiving and lecturing her for 38 minutes about how Lincoln started the “War of Northern Aggression.”
I feel like someone will be screaming at me in three years because I’ll be unhappy that Liz Cheney is the Democratic nominee. It’ll be the lesser of two evils, maybe.
I think it is the city in the US with the highest percentage of Arab Americans. But also maybe there’s a bit of oil there.
They say things like this because their base wants to kill people they dislike. Most people don’t want to kill people they dislike, they want them to win three Guinness World Records for longest lasting, least operable, and largest hemorrhoids.