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Cake day: June 13th, 2024

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  • Even if Jeff kills every single puppy he sees we still have a chance to save one or two if we encounter them in our neighborhood

    Jeff “allergic to philanthropy“ Bezos is an idiot but if we have a waterway next to our house we might be able to keep a bag or two out of it by getting folks to put skin in the game

    (Normally I’d say “make bags cost 0.001% of your income so it’s all fair for everyone” but cheapskate richies actually might be reminded to grab reusable bags just to save a nickel, though IDK… Warren Buffet would not want to pay for a bag I do know that, cuz he eats McDs and pays exact cash change once his wife counts it out for him)







  • I’d** let* rabbis do that mouth clean post-circumcision if it meant cutting this bullshit out WTF

    (*parental consent plus presumably no lasting psychological damage given lack of memory of the mouth sucking portion of the procedure - physical impact still there of course)

    (**I guess that doesn’t matter because New York et al are OK with it apparently)