TIL about the wolfman constant. I never had a clever name for it, but I had the “hopeless dipshit percentage” at 25 to 33%. That’s the number of people who can’t name a single branch of the US government, think Obama is a Kenyan citizen, think Sadam Hussein caused 9/11, think astrology is real science, and professed that they would support Trump literally no matter what he said or did.

SCOTUS already wrote him a blank check and demonstrated that defying the law has no consequences (for Trump). No one is going to save us.

A lot of the GOP probably think that they are good people who are using Trump as a necessary evil. Every time they do Trump’s bidding after initially resisting, they think, “Okay, just a little bit more evil, it’s all for the greater good.”

Ooh, look at him. He’s big mad

I hate it here

Spoiler alert: they’re going to enforce a lot more than immigration.

A frequent occurrence with forced regime change is trading out one evil for one or more worse evils. Check out Sudan’s history. It’s not at all easy to build a democracy, so the establishment is rightly hesitant to just scrap this one, as direly troubled as it is.

Odds are we’re just going to coast BAU into oblivion.

And here I am, having not eaten McDonald’s in years because it tastes like shit.

They don’t want it gone. They don’t believe their team will actually hurt them. Despite many years of the GOP promising to do it.

If Newsweek reported that the sky was blue, I’d walk outside and check it myself.

Obligatory “every accusation is a confession.”

To be fair, rape, genocide, and punishing women for shit that isn’t their fault are all biblical values.

Oh look, the 1643rd time I’ve seen this headline. Call me when the angry mobs start forming.

Please ask for your department’s help before setting up rogue hypervisors on your school’s network. Depending on network security, you might not get far anyway.

Rest of the world, in their best Joe Pesci voice: “you were serious about that?”

Meanwhile, entry level workers are being rejected after interview number five and a full proctology exam.

We’ve all seen it too. “C’mon Vladimir, stop it! 😭”