America needs to back off and not get involved

Luckily our commander in chief is already busy fighting wars against Canada, Greenland, Panama, and the United States.

We three kings of orient are smoking on a rubber cigar

I’ll make sure to tell Vietnam and Afghanistan that

I’m concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years

Trump is so one dimensional he can’t comprehend that anyone would care about anything other than winning

Possible, but he did a pretty good job in those debates whereas in 2024 he was sunsetting right in front of us on live tv

I have no idea. I know Biden was senile because I watched the debate. I did not watch his doctor stick a finger up his ass.

The thing with trump is he never stops talking. In that waterfall of shit there’s bound to be an actual truth or two, and he was right about bidens senility. Making a factual statement isn’t “repeating trump talking points”, because it’s not a talking point it’s a fact.

Why are you inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide DONT YOU KNOW TRUMP DOES THAT???

Take away their access to PowerPoint

Basically a far less ethical “it’s a small world” Disney ride