You incorrectly assume that Trump’s sycophants are any better at reading comprehension than he is.

“Ah, yes, the official numbers are…”

<checks notes>

“Yes, ‘the bigliest numbers. More than ever. Yuge. So much.’… As you can see, we had a record turnout”

All WHAT “gun control”? My sibling in Christ, do you perceive there to be insufficient access to guns in america?! Really?

When I read this, I thought you were being naive with the first half, thinking that any employer would give a shit, but then you gave me new hope by citing the grim rationale of the corpocrat. Thank you for this breath of fresh, cynical air. A much-needed, realist break from the glitter-bomb hope porn I expected

If only Canada would take us…

I would point out that, objectively, Clinton did achieve a budget surplus, and Kennedy’s program eventually got us to the moon (though he, obviously, didn’t live to see it). Say what you will about the ACA. No matter what standard you take, that’s at least a 2/3rds success rate for the blue party by your measure.