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With actual headlines like this, how is The Onion still in business?

Let’s create a real hell, fund it, and send him there for the rest of his life.

Yea, that last time the US and Russia did this we had to ban nuclear weapons in space.

Whether it’s actually the concentrated evil turning them ugly, or the evil they do that makes the money they use to pay for the plastic surgery, does it matter?

Spiritually, aren’t those the same thing anyways?

Once, I nihilistically mentioned to my friend that “I welcome the coming inevitable nuclear holocaust.” His reply was something that I will never forget: “I don’t think you realize what nuclear war entails.”

I haven’t wished for the end of the world since.

I don’t know much about MMA or Ireland and I could have told you that.