What do you call a dozen burned teslas?

A good start.

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waiter.

Continuing to never hold Democrats accountable for their terrible decisions will surely improve the party this time, I suppose.

So, let me know if I understand what the US is proposing. In exchange for getting Russia to agree to only annex a large chunk of the country (for now), Ukraine must cede a huge percentage of its natural resources to the US as payment. Is that about it?

The trump administration has already started establishing a new slave trade system with El Salvador, so it’s entirely plausible that they would consider enslaving the Palestinians also. I cannot fucking believe the speed with which we are dropping into dystopia.