You can tell America is in a pretty bad place when Americans aren’t too broken up about this development. Or actively cheering it on.
Aught to make for a fun April fools day.
Finally a news story with multiple reasons for a cheer and support.
Going to be checking Google maps for the Gulf of
AmericaIran in the morning.Please do it
April 1 - “lol check out this silly thing that Google maps is doing!”
April 2 - ( ˶°ㅁ°)
Iran could really fracture the country if it chooses it’s target strategically
How difficult would it be to smuggle and assemble a variant of the Shahed drone into North America? Dissembled and separated, it would look like lawn mower parts, sheet metal, and ewaste.
April Fools!
Many U.S. tech companies have offices in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Abu Dhabi, which could become targets of Iranian drone and missile attacks if the country follows through on its threat.
Microsoft has offices in Qatar, Dubai, SA, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, and more I’m sure. Oracle also has offices across the region.
These come to mind, but there are many other companies I’m sure.
Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir… Oh and don’t forget… Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.
I concur, please levea the big tech alone, they are doing so much good for the world, cogh cogh, I meant for shareholders.
US: “You won’t attack us.” Iran: “April fools bitches.”
