It’s an hour and 45 minutes and it’s just part 1.

Part 2

The transcript is terrible but it’s full of incredible details like Jada Pinkett-Smith wanted to interview her for a big - something - but bailed after the first call because her bodyguard is Les Wexner’s former bodyguard.

Some famous CNN personality badgered her for months and got the whole family out for an interview; they gave three billionaire names as corroborations to support them and she kills the interview because she likes fancy clothes too much.

And Ivana!