The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic is back with another hit.
Donald Trump reportedly thinks soda is good for him, because it kills grass — and therefore it must also kill cancer cells.
The wild revelation comes via Dr. Mehmet Oz, Trump’s administrator for Medicare and Medicaid, who shared the anecdote on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast Tuesday.
“Your dad argues that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass if you pour it on grass, so therefore it must kill cancer cells inside the body,” Oz told Trump Jr. in disbelief, to which Trump Jr. just laughed and shrugged knowingly.
Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn’t be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.
Keep sucking down those over sugared caffeine bombs, you twit. More the better actually.
Has he tried injecting bleach yet?
Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.
Draino isn’t for cancer though, it’s for his cholesterol clogged arteries
The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.
Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.
That’s just proof that he’s onto something, Big Cancer is afraid to admit that a cheap cancer cure already exists, obviously.
Have you ever seen a cancer patient chugging gallons of soda? Something to think about.
Brawno. It’s got what plants crave.
Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he’s treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.
I hear bullets can solve the cancer problem quite quickly
I don’t really need more ‘news’ stating that Trump is retarded.
“The Democrats don’t matter… The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit”
Steve Bannon 2018
They ended up buying it all in the end.
Surely no one who has consumed copious amounts of diet soda has ever had cancer before.
You either get cancer or you get diabetes, but you can’t have them both in this economy.
Start drinking Roundup ™ NOW!!
Silly people. Trump is incapable of thought.
Wait, you’re telling me diet soda is good for something?
