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KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

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We could assassinate Trump sunbathing, Iranian official claims

www.thetimes.com

KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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As a $40m bounty is put on the heads of ayatollah critics, Javad Larijani says a small drone could hit the president ‘in the navel’

https://archive.ph/JLZvy

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  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world
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    Let…… Him……. Cook!!

  • aceshigh@lemmy.world
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    Put up or shut up.

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    I’m into it.

  • leftthegroup@lemmings.world
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    First country to kill him gets a free WW3 trophy.

    • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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      Or the Nobel Peace prize.

    • aceshigh@lemmy.world
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      Either way, they’ll find a reason to make it happen.

      • leftthegroup@lemmings.world
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        Most people can readily think of at least 6 or 27 or so.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    That headline. First I thought Iranians sunbathe and play with drones at the same time? Then had the unfortunate mental image of Trump sunbathing.

    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world
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      someone call the coast guard, a baby whale got beached!

  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    Prove it.

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    No. Please. Don’t assassinate the worst leader in American history. Iran, think of the children. Please. Don’t do it at your earliest convenience.

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      By Allah we’d be so owned we might all destroy the Great Satan then and there

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    Better to say that they could drone strike him anytime he’s golfing. Then the Secret Service wouldn’t let him golf, and his life would be ruined.

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      Y’all make it sound like he wouldn’t ignore them like he does any other professional trying to do their job around him.

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        Ignore, yes the cheetoh does. Putin? You just gave him a great idea for a staged “assassination attempt.” You know, for that extra push at midterms.

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          Putin excels at that extra push, usually 7 or 8 stories up.

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        Valid.

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    Why would they tell everyone

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      “We know exactly where the so-called ‘Supreme Leader’ is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there — We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now” - Donald Trump

      I think the message is: killing me will be one of the last things you do in life.

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      I tell everyone if I don’t plan on doing it, but I want the heightened security to annoy my target.

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    Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and ‘fool’ people into thinking you aren’t an undead ghoul- Donald Trump

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    Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.

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      Does he sunbathe? His “tan” orange glow is definitely a spray or cream as it’s so uneven a d stops at his “hair line.”

      This also reminds me of a joke where Melania is getting interviewed by Playboy or some similar style magazine. The interviewer asked her if she bleachs her asshole?

      Melania responds, “No, I just tell him to get a spray tan.”

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      They’re too chicken. Bwak bwaak bwak!

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    I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump’s shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.

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      That’s probably the best way not to get your country nuked. If the US president gets assassinated by a drone and they can prove who did it, it won’t be good for who did it.

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        Realistically they probably won’t know who did it but just pick someone they don’t like.

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          Realistically they probably won’t know who did it but just pick someone they don’t like. with oil.

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      They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That’s why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.

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        Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.

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          Nuke New York City? Trump would never do that. He thinks he is New York city.

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            Trump would never do that.

            Something that I’ve learned, over the past decade, to never ever say again.

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        They wouldn’t, the world has changed since the cold wars

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          You don’t think Stephan Miller would launch nukes in retaliation for his orange turd god getting assassinated?

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            They’re cowards remember.

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    I wouldn’t even bat an eye. You do you, boo.

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    lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.

    Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.

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    Well done it. Liberate the people

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