Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
How vain
Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
How big is the bar
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
He can tattoo the makeup like Vance
Can’t tell if true or not…
VANITY
What a bitch.
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp
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