• fartographer@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Oh sure, with goat cheese, Gouda, or gruyere, I could totally see magic happening. But that’s not what people serve. They serve a cheese single, plastered on some shitty crust.

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        8 hours ago

        i just have this image in my mind. the local coffee shop makes up this whipped cream cheese that is divine and i want some on a slice of blackberry pie as soon as i get a batch of ripe berries. hell yeah.

        but of course i’m going to have a sleep paralysis nightmare and the hat man is going to force feed me a pie with some kraft single with the plastic still on it tonight just you watch what did i do to deserve this

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          2 hours ago

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