No it’s isn’t, he’s not getting punched in the face by Val Kilmer

Lived here nearly 40 years. No they won’t

An honest mistake that anyone could make

Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.

Profits are woke if they don’t serve my agenda

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one… This is the one that’ll make people squint and ask “was that really necessary, now?” Some might even wag a finger.

Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too

My grandfather was the cartographer in WWII. I’m just that person with a camera and GI issues

 Model           Camera person

( ͡°❥ ͡°)             ᕦ[❍ ͆]ຈ)
    |                  |
   butt               butt
    |                  |
    V                  V
 (‿|‿)￩not fart    (‿ᗕ‿)￩fart

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today

You’re gonna eat those words in two weeks!

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

I’m a diversity hire. Everyone else in my department has degrees and the others on my team are geniuses in their fields. I’m just some dumb fuckhead who’s always excited to learn something new and I’m passionate about supporting public education.