$110 at harbor freight. Light and compact enough to bring it to any event. No power? No problem! For an additional $25 you can pick up a 20v cordless version. Variable-speed trigger and 6-speed dial provide adjustment for different applications. Additionally, you conveniently receive a complimentary 5 gallon bucket with purchase this weekend!
How much would it cost to construct a guillotine? I bet the ROI on that would be fucking astronomical.
I could probably build it for $500. Less if it only needs to work once or twice and I can cut corners.
Damn, looks like I forgot to sharpen the blade. Eh, just keep raising it and dropping it. It will get through eventually.
$110 at harbor freight. Light and compact enough to bring it to any event. No power? No problem! For an additional $25 you can pick up a 20v cordless version. Variable-speed trigger and 6-speed dial provide adjustment for different applications. Additionally, you conveniently receive a complimentary 5 gallon bucket with purchase this weekend!
If Harbor Freight weren’t explicitly referened, I would have expected this to end in “shop smart, shop S-Mart.”
Listen up you MAGA screwheads
I think I like you.
So far, the feeling is mutual.
Harbor Freight really does have a tool for any job.