What a stupid bitch.

  • nthavoc@lemmy.today
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    6 days ago

    Betting the democrats will pass it anyway because they don’t want to upset the batshit crazy republican apple cart. This is what happens when you have a country run by shitty lawyers and fucking moronic conspiracy theorists. Science goes right out of the fucking window.

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      Not only will that definitely not happen, a chunk of Republicans wouldn’t even vote for the batshit insane stuff this idiot proposes.

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    6 days ago

    There’s a better chance that god exists than a decent republican existing.

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    7 days ago

    Greene has introduced a bill to outlaw “weather modification and geoengineering”

    Okay, so her reasons for putting this forward are because she is a grown woman with a Sky Daddy.

    But she’s right, in this case, for two reasons.

    1. IMO as an engineer seeing how casually and quickly we are putting increasingly capable AI shit into fucking everything … some regulations to control things like weather modification, geoengineering, and godlike intelligence are a pretty good idea.

    2. She does not seem to realize that dumping gigatons of CO2 into the atmosphere very much counts as “geoengineering”

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      The same kind that takes the first humans, who, not having knowledge of good and evil, places them in a garden with a tree whose fruit would give them that knowledge, tells them, ‘yeah, but don’t eat that fruit.’, and then blames them when they eat the fruit.

      if the story is to be believed… god set humanity up to fall. literally. so that he could then come down and rape teenage girl so that he could be born into this world, so that he could kill himself, to save us from himself…

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        By any reasonable moral system God is unjust in punishing them for eating from the tree. They couldn’t be culpable for their transgression because they didn’t have knowledge of good and evil prior to eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Without that knowledge they were incapable of making an ethical decision. The Garden of Eden, like many of the stories in the old testament isn’t a story of the failure of man, it’s a story of the failure of God.

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          To Gnosticism, God from the Old Testament, also known as the Demiurge, is an asshole who incorrectly thinks that he really is God. The Demiurge also happens to agree with a lot of MAGA policies (people who don’t believe in the Demiurge are inherently evil, and eye for an eye). The Demiurge has low tolerance for anything that looks like treason, so it makes sense that he would kick Adam and Eve out for defying him.

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      7 days ago

      Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!

      You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!