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minus-squareprime_number_314159@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoTrees are obviously made up by Canadians to disguise where maple syrup Really comes from.
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoIt’s made of… moose! Canadians have real food standards.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoIt is secreted by the maple glands of the Canadians themselves
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoVia an extremely slow lactation process
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 day agoMmmm, maple syrup tiddies…
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoVisa and Mastercard would like to know your location
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Trees are obviously made up by Canadians to disguise where maple syrup Really comes from.
Soylent Syrup!
It’s made of… moose!
Canadians have real food standards.
It is secreted by the maple glands of the Canadians themselves
Via an extremely slow lactation process
Mmmm, maple syrup tiddies…
Come have a suck
Visa and Mastercard would like to know your location