Newsom is a dildo, but his team has the right idea memeing on cheeto man
He forgot, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”
Thank you for this matter to your attention. I like rearrange sentences like this. 🤷
Very glad they’re spending time on stuff that really matters. Very epic!
Newsom is pathetic. Here’s to a full 2028 primary where he finds out exactly how unwanted his politics are before he gets anywhere near that nomination.
Get organizing!
Cool, now do “Calibucks”.
Does anyone know if north Korean passports has pictures of the Great Leader in them?
Looks like North Korean Passports feature the state seal, and some nice pictures of monuments and nature. No leaders depicted at all
When North Korea has more style, taste and self respect then you. You know you dun fucked up
I love the fact that this new passport is so weird (even NK doesn’t do this) that even magats don’t believe it

How many magats would even ever have a passport? I would guess very few.
You gotta admit his social media team is on point
Gotta be careful with the fiber supplements.
Not even a “real id”
Every time I see the Governor, I’m reminded of that Lion King song: Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
People will say it’s him or Hitler, because it takes that kind of relief to make Newsom acceptable to a progressive. So I’m just going to say now: I’m not voting for him. Don’t start lecturing me about vulnerable people because Newsom already threw trans people under the bus. He also actively hates homeless people. And being inhuman to migrants is more Californian than Hollywood.
If “saving America” means voting for Sheriff James Davis over Adolf Hitler, then you have to wonder, is she worth saving?
Jesus fucking Christ, we’re starting this already? I don’t give a fuck how much you don’t like him you’d be the kind of fool that got us into this mess in the first place of you don’t get off your ass and vote against Hitler.
Otherwise, kindly FUCK OFF!
Liberals and Communists unable to hold their noses and hold hands in the face of Fascism has historically only ever worked out well, right?
…right?
Not to be confused with tighters and laugh-adults.
Loosers
Governor Gamecube
Cult of personality, but liberal.
Woooosh
so the all capital letters and constant hyperbole didn’t tip you off huh??
what do you mean?
Don’t like it when Donald does it.
Don’t like it when Greasy Gavin does it either.
I wish we could get these fuckers to focus more on affordability and less on dank memes.









