For those who don’t understand, in a weird coincidence, both Donald Trump and Mikhail Gorbachev have been Pizza Hut spokesmen that starred in Pizza Hut tv ads in their respective markets.
links to each ad: Trump- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY Gorbachev- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
🎵 I’d rather have a bottle in front of me,🎵
🎵 Than have to get a frontal lobotomy,🎵
🎵 Just different ways to end the pain the same…🎵

TIL: world leaders are for sale literally, not just figuratively.
Gorbachev was a way nicer person and smarter. The other is an annoying orange.
Children had to prostitute themselves for food because of that man. Nice person my fucking ass. I wish hell was real. His disposition was more pleasant than Trump but the choices he made were often just as devastating.
I’m sure Gorbachev was far from perfect, but nobody foresaw how bad the collapse of the Soviet Union would have been, or that it would have collapsed at all. The “shock therapy” that happened post-Soviet Union was long after he’s gone.
Mikhail Gorbachev, in a Pizza Hut commercial
For those who don’t understand, this is a Star Trek meme, about an episode where Picard has to learn to communicate with a people who only speak in memes, and the clanker universal translator can’t handle it.
You can’t fool me, it’s memes all the way down.
Krasnov, when the wall fell.
Reagan, when the Alzheimer’s hit
I’m missing the pizza connection. Can u fill in the gap for me?
“No one out pizzas the hut.” - DJT
When did this happen? I literally can’t recall the moment.
This sounds more like it should be a line from Spaceballs than real life.
I like cheese pizza - DJT
“Though me and my best mate Jeffery Epstein call it CP for short. We reallllllyyyy love that CP!!”
I want off Mr. Toads wild ride
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I apologize in advance for the crappy gemini summary, but I’m 99% sure the original thread (and every subsequent discussion) of this was deleted on reddit lol.

If you know in advance that copying and pasting an AI summary isn’t going to go over well, why do it?
I mean, really I want to dig in here… you didn’t even read the information and click the links and summarize yourself, you didn’t even type out the AI summary in your own words, you didn’t even actually copy and paste the text… YOU PASTED A SCREENSHOT.
You need to look at your life son. Seriously, what are you doing here. You need to question what your brain is doing and how you’re managing it, I’m not even kidding, these are warning signs.
Buddy I can’t summarize something that doesn’t exist, but I know Google’s Gemini slop has indexed its data from reddit, so I knew for sure it would still have those threads in its spit out. Even the old Google article snips were incorrect because they were sourced on propaganda news created to cover this up. And the Wikipedia article keeps getting repeatedly revised.
I just posted it because otherwise people don’t beleive me when I tell them that Papa John’s is owned by a Pakistani Army General lol.
But fair enough, I could have just written out the story from memory, although I can’t remember the details well because Pakistan’s government also ran a propaganda campaign to cover it up.
You need to look at your life son. Seriously, what are you doing here. You need to question what your brain is doing and how you’re managing it, I’m not even kidding, these are warning signs.
Smells like a redditor to me
Flail harder, it will only serve YOU better in life if you train yourself to not be lazy in a medium that’s already massively effortless. But yeah, go ahead and be the victim of a “cruel, wicked redditor” or whatever group you need to imagine is attacking you to preserve your ego.
You seem awfully pressed over a random comment about a story about Papa John’s being owned by the Pakistan Army lmao.




